I wonder how men would feel if they were treated like pretty air-heads all day long. Lets see how long it'll take for you to have your blood boil reading the following men:
Men are such pretty air-heads, but they really aren't good for anything except looking pretty and I really do enjoy looking at them. I call them 'darling' because I can't really be bothered remembering their names but I know you can't string a serious thought together because you will be too busy worrying about whether your 5 o'clock shadow is showing, and if you're not worrying about your 5 o'clock shadow you should be, whether your shoes work with that shirt, whether your crotch looks too big in those pants and whether your armpits are too whiffy after a hard day of stress in the kitchen because man sweat is really nasty (side look indicating embarrassment). I know that's what you're thinking because all men think about stuff like that all day.
You disagree? Sure, you go make me a sandwich and I'll put on 'days of our lives' while you stamp your manly foot - sometimes that gets me hot and I might need to use you for sex once the show is over.
What you think I am condescending? No, I agree you should have reproductive rights, no really, see I'm a nice girl. I'll treat you with respect because I would like to use you or my girlfriend would like to use you for sex.
So one woman was sexist to you and now you are saying all women are sexist? how dare you! how dare you, because what you said is much much worse than some woman condescending to you. One woman, what do you mean it was the straw that broke the camels back - my god, you have a chip on your shoulder. You must be one of those women hating male-ists. We gave you the right to vote - I know you must be all hormonal - all men get like that once a month.
What are you still complaining? Look I will go off and spend time with my sisters and whine about you uppity men. Look I have just had about enough of you're whining and venom - no I am not pushing back too hard. No I have been more than tolerant with you.
No the problem is all yours. I am not to blame for your temper, yes you do have anger management issues. Yes you do have problems, and no I am not to blame. I give you some of my attention (when I feel like it). I know you're needy, I know the only thing that'll make you happy is my attention.
What do you mean you just want to go do some work? How cute, he wants to try do something clever... perhaps you should have a baby instead.
God damn, he's gone back to his fathers. Now I have to make my own sandwiches. Men, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Back to reality.
I see men say half witted junk all the time and it gets more respect than me saying something original, intelligent and way in advance of anything they can understand.
Men are such pretty air-heads, but they really aren't good for anything except looking pretty and I really do enjoy looking at them. I call them 'darling' because I can't really be bothered remembering their names but I know you can't string a serious thought together because you will be too busy worrying about whether your 5 o'clock shadow is showing, and if you're not worrying about your 5 o'clock shadow you should be, whether your shoes work with that shirt, whether your crotch looks too big in those pants and whether your armpits are too whiffy after a hard day of stress in the kitchen because man sweat is really nasty (side look indicating embarrassment). I know that's what you're thinking because all men think about stuff like that all day.
You disagree? Sure, you go make me a sandwich and I'll put on 'days of our lives' while you stamp your manly foot - sometimes that gets me hot and I might need to use you for sex once the show is over.
What you think I am condescending? No, I agree you should have reproductive rights, no really, see I'm a nice girl. I'll treat you with respect because I would like to use you or my girlfriend would like to use you for sex.
So one woman was sexist to you and now you are saying all women are sexist? how dare you! how dare you, because what you said is much much worse than some woman condescending to you. One woman, what do you mean it was the straw that broke the camels back - my god, you have a chip on your shoulder. You must be one of those women hating male-ists. We gave you the right to vote - I know you must be all hormonal - all men get like that once a month.
What are you still complaining? Look I will go off and spend time with my sisters and whine about you uppity men. Look I have just had about enough of you're whining and venom - no I am not pushing back too hard. No I have been more than tolerant with you.
No the problem is all yours. I am not to blame for your temper, yes you do have anger management issues. Yes you do have problems, and no I am not to blame. I give you some of my attention (when I feel like it). I know you're needy, I know the only thing that'll make you happy is my attention.
What do you mean you just want to go do some work? How cute, he wants to try do something clever... perhaps you should have a baby instead.
God damn, he's gone back to his fathers. Now I have to make my own sandwiches. Men, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Back to reality.
I see men say half witted junk all the time and it gets more respect than me saying something original, intelligent and way in advance of anything they can understand.
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